US state mottos

[buckeye]

Alabama - Hell yeah , we have electricity
Alaska - 11,623 eskimos cant be wrong
Arizona - But its dry heat
Arkansas - Literacy aint everything
California - By 30 our women got more plastic than your Honda
Colorada - If you dont ski , dont bother
Conneticut - Like Massachusetts , only the Kennedys dont own it yet
Delaware - We really do like the chemicals in our water
Florida - Ask us about our grandkids
Georgia - We put the Fun in Fundamentalis extremism
Hawaii - Haka tiki lee mouro leeki Toru (Death to mainland schum , but leave you money)
Idaho - We are more than just potatoes .... ok we are not but the potatoes re sure good.
Illinois - Please dont pronounce the s
Indiana - 2 Billion years tidal wave free
Iowa - we do amazing things with corn
Kansas - First of the rectangle states
Kentucky - 5 Million people , 15 last names
Louisiana - We re not only drunk wacko Cajun people , but thats our tourism campaign
Maine - We re really cold , but we have chep lobster
Maryland - If you can dream it , we can tax it
Massachusetts - Our taxes re lower than swedens
Michigan - First line of defense from the canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 lakes ..... 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come and feel better about your own state
Missouri - Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work
Montana - Land of the big sky , the Unabomber , right wing extremists and very little else
Nebraska - Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada - Hookers and Poker
New Hampshire - Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey - you want a fucking motto ?? I got yer fucking motto right here
New York - You have the right to remain silent ......
North Carolina - Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota - We re really one of the 50 states
Ohio - At least we re not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like the Play , only no singing
Oregon - Spottet owl .. its whats for dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook with coal
Rhode Island - We re not really an island
South Carolina - Remember the civil war ?? we didnt actually surrender
South Dakota - Closer than North Dakota
Tennesee - The educashun state
Texas - Si hablo ingles
Utha - Our Jesus is better than yours
Vermont - Yep
Virginia - No lifeguard in the genepool
Washington - Help we re overrun by nerds and slackers
Washington D.C. - Wanna be mayor ???
West Virginia - One big happy family , really
Wisconsin - Come cut the cheese
Wyoming - Where men re men and the sheep re scared

[logiCopter]

West Virginia - One big happy family , really

is this really true ?

Ich suche nämlich nach einem Platz, wo man unter netten normalen Menschen ein wenig Urlaub machen
und sich erholen kann von den Deutschen.

[MorganLeFay]

Oregon - Spottet owl .. its whats for dinner

Ich hab 'ne Freundin von da, das sag ich ihr.

[Rorschach]

is this really true ?

Ich suche nämlich nach einem Platz, wo man unter netten normalen Menschen ein wenig Urlaub machen
und sich erholen kann von den Deutschen.

Sicher bin ich mir zwar nicht, aber das "one big family" könnte einen eher 'bösartigen' Sinn haben.


@buckeye:
Wirklich lustige Liste, besonders die Sprüche zu Maryland und Massachusettes gefallen mir.

[logiCopter]

Sicher bin ich mir zwar nicht, aber das "one big family" könnte einen eher 'bösartigen' Sinn haben.

Na, dann bliebe noch Kentucky.

Die Leute scheinen dort ziemlich unkompliziert zu sein.

[Gärtner]

ir erzählte mal jemand, bei ihm zuhause in Minnesota hätten sie diese Redewendung zur Landesbeschreibung.

"Three seasons: june, july and winter"

[Chocolate]

Vermont - Yep

DAS stimmt!

[Hexemer]

und sich erholen kann von den Deutschen.

Eher müssen wir uns von dir erholen, mein Lieber.

[Pluto]

Zum Brüllen!!!